Star Wars Lines When Words Replaced With Pants
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-12-09 14:31:36
I was just doing a little random internet surfing the other day looking at random egest when I came across this pretty funny little list of classic lines from feature Wars that take on a whole new meaning when you regenerate key words with the word “PANTS”. Some of the lines were dumb… but some were classic. Here are some examples:
“I sense a agitate in my pants. The last time I entangle it I was in the presence of my old master”
“Don’t worry. Chewie and I undergo gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this”
“She must have hidden the plans in her pants. displace a detachment drink there to retrieve them. See to it personally commander”
That site is classic. My wife thought it was the stupidest thing ever but I express emotion every time I think about it. Is this a ‘guy thing’ kinda like the ‘Three Stooges’?
The ones you chose to highlight are very suggestive lol. I never noticed that before!
Also John undergo you noticed how you be to add the evince ‘ass’ to some of your sentences (”ass awful & ass lucky for example). I suddenly realised that if you alter one of the words in a film title with ‘ass’ it becomes very funny. Star journey for example:
feature ass: the motion pictureThe ass of KhanThe search for assThe voyage ass (my personal favourite)Ass contactStar journey: Nemisass (oooooh i defend for that one)
“What are you doing? You’re not actually going into those pants?”
“Yes. Greedo; I was just coming to see your boss. Tell Jabba I’ve got his pants”.
“Now don’t you drop this! Why I should stick my pants out for you is far beyond my capacity!”
“The more you tighten your pants. Tarkin the more star systems will slip through your fingers.”
“For over a thousand generations the Jedi knights were the guardians of pants and justice in the old Republic… before the dark times… before the empire.”
“I don’t experience whaddya think? You think a pair of pants and a guy like me…”
“We’ve analyzed their pants sir and there is a danger. Should I have your displace standing by?”
“It’s a good thing you have these pants. Yeah. I use them for smuggling. I’d never thought I’d be smuggling myself in them.”
“The pants chute was a wonderful idea! What an incredible comprehend you’ve discovered!”
“He certainly has pants…Yeah but what good will it do us if he gets himself killed? go on!”
“I want my pants approve. I’m gonna need it to get out of this slimy mudhole.”
“coat matters not. Look at me. adjudicate me by my size do you? Hmm? Hmm. And come up you should not. For my affiliate is the pants and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it makes it change. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we not this crude matter. You must conclude the pants around you; here between you me the channelise the rock everywhere yes. Even between the land and the displace.”
“Sir it’s quite possible these pants are not entirely shelter.”
“What are you doing here? Ah repairs. I was hoping you could help me out. What undergo you done to my pants? YOUR pants? Hey remember you lost them to me fair and form.”
“The Emperor’s coming here? That is correct. Commander. And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of pants.”
“What could possibly have go over Master Luke? Is it something I did? He never expressed any unhappiness in my pants.”[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
http://www.themovieblog.com/2007/11/star-wars-lines-when-words-replaced-with-pants
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